She wants me to tell her everything and be open with her. But today I told her today I dropped a loaf at the bakery today(took a massive dump) and she got mad at me. She said she doesn't want to hear about it. I thought we were being open. Then in bed I farted under the covers and it smelled like an old granny was baking crap cupcakes in my boxers. I came out and admitted it and she got angry about it. I thought we were being honest?
2007-06-14 18:39:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
it's not your honesty that is bothering her. It's your complete lack of social graces and couth.
2007-06-14 18:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, you were being honest, but there is a fine line between honesty and rudeness-I think you stepped over the rudeness line a little bit with your girlfriend. If you say the word "massive dump" or fart on purpose, that may turn her off a bit. I think she means she wants you to talk openly about things, like emotions, but I don't think she was referring to your bodily functions. :p You can be honest and polite at the same time.
2007-06-15 01:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should ask her how honest would you like to be? And if she's getting mad cause you farted of pooped thats just stupid everyone does it even her. Thats kind of stupid for her to get mad
2007-06-15 01:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by Missy C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're funny. when we say we want to be honest and open, we mean with our feelings-- this doesn't mean we want to know about the boil on your butt. she wants you to be comfortable enough with her to fart in front of her, but not wait until you're in bed to do it, be considerate enough to fart when she's got somewhere to escape to.
2007-06-15 01:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL< i guess open relationship wise, not body issues. LOL.
2007-06-15 01:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Angelys 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you sound like her pesky brother.
2007-06-15 01:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need a new girlfriend.
2007-06-15 01:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by punklightbulb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Attempting to be funny, are you?
2007-06-15 01:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think you need to be more skillful about it.
2007-06-15 01:43:08 · answer #9 · answered by cherbearnew 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you sound fun! :o)
2007-06-15 02:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by Bored 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋