I found a book the other day at the bottom of a cave near my home tittled The Book, and the Book clearly states that Serpents cannot open their mouths and speak Hebrew. I believe this is a true statement because the Book says that the Book is a true book, and the Book says this right there in the front pages of the Book.
What more proof could I possibly need?
2007-06-14 17:41:10 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What have you been smokin'?
2007-06-14 17:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice story. You can have that documented and earn money.
I wonder why someone leave a book about serpents in a cave.
Probably he was thinking that an idiot might drop by and read the book.
Maybe there's another volume of that book that says serpents ask nonsense questions.
2007-06-15 00:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by jerriel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bible - means many books,
There are a total of 66 books which makes up the Bible.
King Version !
But then all BOOKS are interruptions.
If you believe it, then you believe it. But keep searching and be OPENED minded to adjustment of thinking processes to the ever growth of truths and beliefs !
2007-06-15 00:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by honker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What it says is true (in that one statement) but believing it is true because you read it in ONE book without obtaining more evidence is a VERY bad way to find truth.
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.
Buddha
2007-06-15 00:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need just one more proof and that would be to test you for Rationality.You are no good even in concoction of a simple story. Better luck next time.
2007-06-15 00:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that all this "book" says? You can get more information on Q&A, than that. "The wolf skoll" knows what Buddha knows, and what I know.
Confirmation is good, your reputation is better, making sense is best.
This one might be difficult all together.
2007-06-15 01:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by Blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What...no talking snakes? *throws down her Hebrew for Dummies book & leaves her garden*
2007-06-15 00:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ivyvine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice try......Our Bible originates from the Torah. It was passed down and we used that as our Old Testament and some other books were brought and put under scrutiny and had to meet standards in order to be put into the New Testament. More and more archaeological excavations have been proving the Bible to be true.
2007-06-15 00:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by archaeologygrl2000 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
erm, well, if you're trying to make a point, you probably should have had the book say something we know ISN'T true.
2007-06-15 00:45:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well sounds like you have all the proof you need.
2007-06-15 01:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by Mög T.H.E. Tormentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not you. You're not acting like yourself. You are in the dark, and you are searching for a way out. Forgive yourself if you can. The Lord shall heal you.
2007-06-15 00:46:21 · answer #11 · answered by Julian 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋