That Thing
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
2007-06-14 16:10:10 · 9 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
2007-06-14 16:10:25 · update #1
Cool...you make my day look bright..
2007-06-14 17:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 16:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the additional info This Joke is funny
2007-06-14 16:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by Carissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha i bet Mummy is turning anger, green and purple. While Daddy is trying not to laugh? HAHAHAHA Nice one!
2007-06-14 16:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the moral of the story is listen to the whole story before you allow him to tell it.
Heard that one before
Still funny though
2007-06-14 16:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oops! Erhem, if I am the Mommy, I will just say "This is call a tooth for a tooth"
:)
2007-06-15 05:12:54 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA I just like the Jonas one very a lot LOL at "she's lifeless" and the final one is VERY CUTE! STAR EDIT: LOL HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO AT the upload on through the poster above! WAY TOO FUNNY i love the way in which you consider! hAHAHA
2016-09-05 17:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by goodfellow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-06-14 16:18:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, that was so cute, i'm giving you a star
2007-06-14 16:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋