So there's this guy in a nursing home. And each night old Mrs. Henderson across the hall comes over, and holds his penis. One day he tells her to not come by anymore, he has another lady do it, the same thing, holding his penis. Mrs Henderson asks whats the difference?
The other lady has parkinsons
2007-06-14 15:33:34 · 11 answers · asked by fatal beauty 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 15:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A boy acquired three desires from a genie. When the genie requested for his first want, the boy stated "i desire to have a bath with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first want. In the bathe along with his mother, the little boy noticed anything and stated "Oh mommy appear at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie requested the boy for his second want. The boy wanted to have a bath along with his father now. During the bathe, the little boy as soon as once more noticed anything down there, but it surely was once distinctive. Once once more the boy requested "Daddy, whats that fats snake doing down there?" Finally, for his third and last want, the boy wanted to have a bath with each his mom and his father. The little boy immediately screamed out "Look mommy, daddy!!! The snake goes within the bush!!" Do you get it ;D Don't inquire from me why the boy requested to have a bath... its lovely bizarre to me too LOL
2016-09-05 17:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. This man is horrible. Lol. But it is funny. 10/10
2007-06-14 16:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a good one, but presentation needs work
2007-06-14 15:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want a nurse like that
2007-06-14 15:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-14 15:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!! /That is funny, and dirty!!!! but really sad!!!! it is the perfect joke@!!!!
2007-06-14 15:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by Kacy! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-06-14 15:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by I<3Pink 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her milkshakes better than hers huh?
2007-06-14 15:37:10 · answer #9 · answered by da goat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-06-14 15:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by maverick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋