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it's called hell.

where is it and is there a cover charge?

2007-06-14 14:59:18 · 12 answers · asked by Sister Matylda 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Hi Sister, I am great friends with the doorman, Dante, tell him you know me and they will waive the cover! I'll save you a seat at the bar! I'll get the first round too! See you there!

Hugs,
Acimadeseu

2007-06-14 15:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 4 0

That's where ALL the fun people are going to go!

There might be a bit of a line at the door (and the cover charge is "killer"), but once you're in - you can dance and party for all eternity :):)

2007-06-14 22:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 1 1

Of course there's no cover charge! The prices are high enough on the inside!
There, I said it so the Christians don't have to say it. :P



But, really no. The more the merrier. :)
I've been going there for years.

2007-06-14 22:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 · 2 1

yeah, you have to sign over your soul to get in. It's a bit pricey though in that regard....so I'm waiting until I've like, had lots of sex and spent all my money and gotten drunk many times before I head down there.

2007-06-14 22:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No I think tonight is the $1 pitcher night,.. I think Maybe, Have not been there since I was a christian so I don't know any more

2007-06-14 23:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 2

Yes there is a SMALL cover charge. Don't worry about finding it. It will find you.

2007-06-14 22:02:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Hell will be hot, and yes there is a charge. You give up your life for it and your freedom and your chance to be with God Christians tell you about it, not cuz they want you to go there, but they pray you wont go there, But if thats your desire to go there, GOd wont force you to do otherwise. You dont have to worry about finding directions. If you dont go to HEaven, you just go to hell, and you wont need mapqwest. You are taken there . Please change your mind, no fun like you think nightclubbing is. No fun there at all and its forever and ever.
Seek God and find HIm before its too late.

2007-06-14 22:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 2 6

LMFAO..Holy Spirit man that was funny!

yeah it depends on which part of hell...the deeper you go the more it costs...mainly because that's where all the fun people are.

2007-06-14 22:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sheriff of R&S 4 · 2 2

ooo i work the door there. no cover charge, just your eternal soul. talk about a bargain!

2007-06-14 22:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by sexii_sanchez 4 · 4 1

It's in my bathroom. Tonight's amateur stripper night! And make sure you try our cookies! The specialty of the darkside!

Everyone's invited!!!!

2007-06-14 22:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by Kat 2 · 3 1

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