You owe your mother (Part three) Last one?

Question

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father. "

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn? "

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand. "

25. And my favourite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

I hope you found them as funny as I did! Star if you find funny!!!

Answer 1

A Classic.....and deserving of a star for each one so I gave you a star for each of the three.........wow, do these hit home, or what. I had dozens of flashbacks remembering me and my older and younger brother in each and every one. This was great.........thanks and I'll be passing it through my family.

Answer 2

Ouch! Funny! Good ones!

Answer 3

Cheyenne - always remember #25 'cause your Mom is so right.
And when they turn out like you, they will drive you batty and she will think they are so adorable. Amazing that they will put up with stuff from their grandkids that they wouldn't put up with from their own babies! Happy story Thanks!

Answer 4

number 25 is my fav to heard it alot too!

star for u

Answer 5

Loved it. Star!

Answer 6

lol i practically know those by heart, i did that play in church 4 mothers day and i was the mother!! it was hilariuss!!. they sometimes finished my sentences like " i broght you into this world..." 'AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT *laughter, applause, laughter* and yada yada yada. lol loved it.

Answer 7

Did you like bug my house? This is *EXACTLY* what my mother says!!!!! And for the last one, I guess it really isn't just my mom who say's that!!!!!!