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May FSM have mercy on our souls. Here is photo graphic proof:

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=538265939&context=set-72157600335006271&size=l

2007-06-14 14:09:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Earlier:

What was Adam doing with his right hand?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah5PTwQZijm8YVFFfuudQEPsy6IX?qid=20070614160141AAWkzqw

Behold the Creation Museum:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuDF_CsG_5codjiBS.CPJMnty6IX?qid=20070614141031AA8B2fB

2007-06-14 14:11:33 · update #1

10 answers

that's why there is no proof of noah...the dinos ate his ***.

this museum really upsets me. people are gullible. this makes no sense whatsoever.

do they not realize how much bs they make up to explain somethings that god supposedly did and didn't do. to explain how dino's could fit on the ark they say "god took the young adults of animals that were very large because they were easy to care for." if he could create this devastating flood that supposedly wiped everything off the face of the earth then why couldn't he help noah take care of the animals. BS!

i'm not usually so judgmental but i can't take it anymore. religion is ****! and you would have to be a total retard--no offense to the mentally challenged--to buy into that crap.

2007-06-14 14:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by God ◊ Machine 4 · 1 0

you may want to recollect that you're dealing with those who actually have self belief that Jesus rose from the useless after 3 days with out immediately giving in to his yearning for human flesh, as all different zombies might want to. also, they have self belief a flood easily wiped truly all existence no longer contained in this magical ark. God must have suspended the guidelines of nature with regards to fish, considering that they could have died had the water been so dilluted; vegetation, considering that maximum can't live to inform the tale underwater for lengthy; insects, considering that maximum can't fly or stay underwater, and none can fly for 40 immediately days; and genetics, considering that one set of genes can't magically create the form of races all of us comprehend exist.

2016-11-24 20:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by walko 4 · 0 0

You have to remember that you are dealing with people who also believe that Jesus rose from the dead after three days without immediately giving in to his craving for human flesh, as all other zombies would. Also, they believe a flood actually wiped basically all life not contained on this magical ark. God must have suspended the laws of nature regarding fish, since they would have died had the water been so dilluted; plants, since most can't survive underwater for long; insects, since most can't fly or live underwater, and none can fly for forty straight days; and genetics, since one set of genes can't magically create the variety of races we know exist.

2007-06-14 14:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 4 0

Oh my. I've also heard tale that all animals, including dinos, were vegetarians until after the flood.I can just see the precious little velociraptors eating grapes in the garden, and frolicking with Adam and Eve's children. It truly brings a tear to my eye.

2007-06-14 14:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 3 0

Funny.

Where's the door for the pair of Brontosaurus?

2007-06-14 14:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 2 0

why don't they explain how all those animals got on there when the ark was only 450 feet long?

2007-06-14 15:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I have got to visit that museum.

2007-06-14 14:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 1 0

*whimpers*

They also say that dinos played with early humans, and they lived together. Seriously!

2007-06-14 14:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 3 0

What did they bring to feed the carnivores??????


I just checked out the admission price-----yikes!!!

2007-06-14 14:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 2 0

The museum teaches the truth. You must be an athiest.

2007-06-14 14:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1 6

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