2007-06-14 13:36:51 · 11 answers · asked by cats 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i'm a guy but i heard a really bad one:
if i flip a coin, what is the chance that i get heads
2007-06-14 13:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was this drunk guy looked about 600yrs old and I was pulling out in the parking lot at Wal Mart with my mom when he pulls by and says:
Hey Gurl Let Me Get With cha When U Get Younger K?
And I was like umm it's OLDER and Hecks Nah it was hilarious he slinked off back into the Shadows mumbling LOL
2007-06-14 13:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by Pirat3chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey there pretty angel. did you fall from heaven?
without a doubt the WORST line i have ever heard from a guys mouth.
2007-06-14 13:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by codereesa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you wan't me to walk past again.
OR
My bald head is a solar pannel for a sex machine, what do you think?
2007-06-14 13:52:39 · answer #4 · answered by Eloise 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not a pick-up line, really. It is a funny conversation that happened at a bar, though.
Him: "Do you want to dance?"
Me: "No, thanks."
Him: "You must've misheard me. I said that you look fat in those pants."
Even I have to admit that he played that one off! He must not have liked rejection.
2007-06-14 13:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Laverne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What time you get offa work Imma throw you up on the hood of my car and we can work the dents out?......wtf...lol
2007-06-14 13:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mama C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im not fred flinstone but i can make ur bed rock.
i can take u newhere u wanna go cuz i got da magic stick
2007-06-14 14:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by LOV 4 EVE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know your legs make a *** of themselves?
Lame huh?
2007-06-14 13:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm just a squirrel in your world tryin to get a nut.
ugghh
2007-06-14 13:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by Angel33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst has got to be when a guy said to me
"did it hurt?" i said "what" and he said "when you fell from heaven". what an idiot
2007-06-14 13:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋