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before you judge in a fruity way(ha ha)
The trees and bushes and plants that produce fruits all have seeds. I would ask how does the seed know to do what it does and isn't it amazing that by design DNA/RNA do an amazing job--whats the odds of that just happening/without a designer.

2007-06-14 13:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0 0

OK...,
Christians, rather people who are pleasing to God are "known by their fruits".., which are "bearing good fruits such as love, peace , gentleness, kindness, self control, patience, etc.".., just like Jesus.
The fruits that aren't like God are described as ROTTEN.
No good tree produces bad fruit, and visa versa.., so call the tree the same as the fruit... good or bad!
Too risky to be too creative with this.

2007-06-14 13:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Atheists are like coconuts.... with an exterior shell that seems impenetrable but with persistence, may be reached.

Christians,like me,are just plain nuts.

2007-06-14 13:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0 0

Christians:
- grapes; you'll see a lot of them, not all make choice wine
- bananas; mature ones are firm
- oranges; some are sweet, some are sour
Atheists:
- watermelons; not that strong of a taste
- peaches; attractive outside, heart of stone
- coconuts; concealed, unless you can crack it

2007-06-14 13:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 1 2

Atheists ---> Blindfruit (aka coverus eyesus)

2007-06-14 13:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by Jay 6 · 2 2

Neither one is the jewtheist.

2007-06-14 13:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1 0

We're all people.

2007-06-14 13:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

xians:
hateberries
creation-designed bananas
cherries (they cherry-pick the bible)
fictionapples
grapecult

atheists:
carrots (you see things better)
raspberries (the noise they make when they hear xian logic)

2007-06-14 13:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by nuPhyllis! 3 · 1 4

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