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Question: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Answer: Open up the fridge, put the elephan inside, and close the fridge.

Question: The lion king is holding an animal meeting. All of the animals attended except one animal. What animal was it?
Answer: The elephant, you put him in the fridge.

Question: you are walking until you come to a river where crocodiles live. How do you get across?
Answer: Just swim across because the crocodiles are at the animal meeting.

Its a little dumb and kidish but it always makes me smile.

2007-06-14 13:22:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

its very clever :)

2007-06-14 13:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ok but wait you missed part of it...heres how i know it.

Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A: Open up the fridge, put the elephant inside, and close the fridge.

Q: How do you put a Giraffe (sp?) in the fridge?
A: Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe inside and shut the door.

Q: The Loin King is holding a meeting for all the animals. All of the animals attended except one. Who was it?
A: The giraffe.

and then the croc question. :)

anywho... I still love that one! people who havnt heard it before always get it wrong hehe

2007-06-14 20:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Lost without you 2 · 0 0

Silly and funny. 7/10.

2007-06-14 20:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Ha

2007-06-14 20:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by Hi 5 · 0 0

Quite cute.

2007-06-15 07:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

It's more cute than funny, but makes me smile too. :)

2007-06-14 21:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by [ღ] Rashelle 3 · 0 0

☺

2007-06-15 03:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LoL NICE oNe

2007-06-14 21:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0 0

funny!

2007-06-14 20:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥ I WANT YOU ♥~ 2 · 0 0

we almost look the same!!!!!

2007-06-14 20:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by ashtinphj 2 · 0 0

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