Question: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Answer: Open up the fridge, put the elephan inside, and close the fridge.
Question: The lion king is holding an animal meeting. All of the animals attended except one animal. What animal was it?
Answer: The elephant, you put him in the fridge.
Question: you are walking until you come to a river where crocodiles live. How do you get across?
Answer: Just swim across because the crocodiles are at the animal meeting.
Its a little dumb and kidish but it always makes me smile.
2007-06-14
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