Crazy mike walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Listen,I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had
three girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny ,,,
keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom
drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label
"Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll
go nuts for 12 hours!"
Then Crazy Mike says, "Gimme 3 boxes."
The next day, crazy mike walks into the same pharmacy, right
up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The
pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black
and blue,and the skin is hanging off in some places.
Crazy Mike says, "gimme a bottle of Ben Gay,"
The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay?!?!?! you're not going to put
Ben Gay on that are you?" Crazy Mike says, "No, it's for my arms,
The girls didn't show up.
2007-06-14 13:21:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lmao
2007-06-14 13:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by â?¥Yummy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-04-01 08:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 13:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!!! wow I think I'm gonna have to use that one some time, star 4 u. Well done.
2007-06-14 13:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny
2007-06-14 13:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by ernc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i really dont get it but im cracking up right now
2007-06-14 13:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
here a star!
2007-06-14 14:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHaHa!
You have good jokes. Keep them coming!
DE
2007-06-15 14:43:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha i like it have a star
2007-06-14 13:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes it is
2007-06-14 13:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋