A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."
2007-06-14 13:14:17 · 31 answers · asked by Yisi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey all of ya'll hating on me............give me a break!! it ain that easy posting 5 jokes a day on here!
2007-06-14 13:24:13 · update #1
Heard it be 4 but still...funny
2007-06-14 13:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Birdiebuddy_11 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh my god... hahahahahaa!!! That is so funny...hahahaha!
Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says " I hate to be nosy, but it's obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What's the occasion" One blonde replies "Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished - just the two of us alone - a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days." Confused, the bartender says "So?", to which the other blonde says "Well, on the box it says 3 - 5 years"
2007-06-14 13:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by hipandalive 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hah that one is funny! I have one!
5 blondes were going to disney world. They saw a sign with an arrow saying " Disney World, left!" So They tured around and went home!
2007-06-14 13:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by *Carolina Girl* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute very cute! But in all reality,WE Blondes are not as dumb as you may think, or WISH! Fortunately; I/we have a sense of humor,and I'm always eager to hear Blonde Jokes! Who ya gonna pick on if we all go bald?!
2007-06-14 13:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by truely_blonde 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty good.
Why was the blond girl staring at the orange juice carton?
Because it said concentrate.
2007-06-14 13:20:18 · answer #5 · answered by John 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blondes are such easy targets!! Good one.
Finish up your 360 in your spare time.
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2007-06-15 15:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you posting 5 jokes a day on here? You're wasting your points and our time...
2007-06-14 20:50:17 · answer #7 · answered by Insomnia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 13:18:48 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO It was funny.
One Of My Fav. is
Why did the blonde Climb over the glass wall
--To see what was on the other side!!
2007-06-14 13:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lyndz 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it manya times but it's still funny.
2007-06-14 13:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by Hi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like. :)
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
:)
2007-06-14 13:30:27 · answer #11 · answered by [ღ] Rashelle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋