Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked making toys, and were threatening to go on strike. The reindeer had been drinking eggnog all afternoon. To make matters worse, a few of the other elves had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours, and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are walking out, and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. The angel said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"
2007-06-14 13:09:25 · 13 answers · asked by Yisi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass...
2007-06-14 13:09:46 · update #1
LMAO ill give you 1000000000000% on that one lol
2007-06-14 13:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star
2016-04-01 08:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't bad mouth Santa! That's the lesson!
2007-06-14 13:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good lmao. when xmas comes & i'm putting up the tree i'll think of this joke, probably burst out laughing , knock the thing over & end up like your little angel. thanks for the laugh
2007-06-17 11:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by LEIGH B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 13:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
Bring this one back at Christmas, so everyone can have another good laugh!!
DE
2007-06-15 15:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A HA
Kudos to you, my good man.
2007-06-14 13:16:53 · answer #7 · answered by Cassiopeia J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so so funny hahahaha good one av a star
2007-06-14 13:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i give u a star
2007-06-14 13:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Alexia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-06-14 20:46:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋