While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store. The salesman said to them, "I have some very special Jamaican sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! "You got dem on the wrong feet!"
2007-06-14 13:08:09 · 8 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILARIOUS!!!!
i loved it ..... fffffuuuuuuunnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-14 14:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by Red Head Chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, this is so funny especially if you visualize it, with the Jamaican guy's accent and everything
2007-06-15 01:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 20:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
being the sex god he was. - I just like that line - so many men think it, but aren't haha.
I liked that joke!
2007-06-14 20:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha i liked it never heard that joke before well done
2007-06-14 20:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
2007-06-14 20:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by SayAnything 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny!
2007-06-14 20:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by â?¥Yummy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD LOL
2007-06-14 20:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by bulletprooflonliness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋