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This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, "I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove."

So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager, who is in a bad mood. The manager says, "Well, give him whatever he wants, then get him out of here."

The barkeep heads back into the main room, posing as a waiter. "Anything else," he questions. The hippie replies, "Yeah, I want a milkshake, not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove."

Again, the barkeep relays this to his manager, who is getting more frusterated as the night goes on. He yells, "Fine, I already told you, give him what he wants and get him out of here!"

So the barkeep returns to the hippie. "That was a hot dog and a milkshake, right?" "Yeah," the hippie says, "but scratch the hot dog. I want a hamburger, not to rare, not too well-done, but in the groove."

The barkeep relays this to the manager, who has finally had enough. He storms out of the back room, and bellows at the hippie.

"You can kiss my ***! Not on the left cheek, and not on the right cheek, but in the groove!!"

2007-06-14 13:01:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Wow, lol.
hahahah
thats funny.

2007-06-14 13:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by Shylee V 3 · 0 0

hippies dont typically eat meat such as hamburgers and hot dogs

nevertheless, this joke is hilarious. star for u

2007-06-14 20:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0 0

"great joke"! lmfao focl lol. Igive it a 10.

2007-06-14 20:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good 1 lol

2007-06-14 20:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 0 0

WOOH THAT MANAGE IS REALLY HOT....hahahahahah

2007-06-14 21:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0 0

hahahahahahaha now that is funny thanx for sharing it

2007-06-14 20:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0 0

yippie hippie!

2007-06-14 20:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by â?¥Yummy 5 · 1 0

hahahhaahhahahhahhahaha lol. ewww

2007-06-14 20:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0 0

dude, that is so funny

2007-06-14 20:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you ain't right lmao

2007-06-14 20:14:28 · answer #10 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0 1

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