While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side
until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket..... £95.00
Cops face....priceless!
2007-06-14 12:37:36 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed so much I nearly fell of the old woman!
2007-06-15 22:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by Knuckles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st determination: eliminate all pointless classes( video games use assorted ram memory) ! 2d determination: cut back the no. of icons on laptop ! third determination: boost ram( upload yet another 512 or a million gb ram if u hav slots available,else choose for 2 gb ram) ! 4th determination: substitute ur processor to middle 2 duo( or quad middle-this ll be large velocity yet costly too) ! 80 gb difficult disk is fairly much less in recent times! choose for 250 or extra dude!
2016-10-17 07:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by bizier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs Up!
grins and chuckles
*starred
2007-06-14 12:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 12:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa HaHa HaHa LOL HaHa HaHa HaHa
I present you a star
2007-06-14 13:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Priceless. It was awesome. I loved it
2007-06-14 13:22:47 · answer #6 · answered by Boricua 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just made my day
2007-06-14 12:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by ernc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-06-14 12:41:05 · answer #8 · answered by Geia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha cool
2007-06-14 12:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
its star time
2007-06-14 12:45:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋