Star if Funny, lol
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given
name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.
She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Moral of the story “You can’t kill two birds with one stone”
lol
2007-06-14 12:35:52 · 33 answers · asked by This, That & such 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! Didn't expect the moral to be so.
But it is very funny!
:) Though poor blue bird.
2007-06-20 22:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It won't kill them directly, and in your case, it won't kill them at all. The only time air stones (or any other form of surface agitation) are detrimental is when you're injecting CO2 (either pressurized or the yeast generators). By agitating the surface, you allow the CO2 you just injected to dissipate into the air (greater contact time between water and air allows gasses to equalize), and in a tank with strong lighting (presumably why you'd be using CO2), this can lead to stunted plants and algae blooms. As long as you're not injecting CO2, you've got nothing to worry about.
2016-04-01 08:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaahahahahahahaha
2007-06-22 05:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by Shivank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story. Good moral.
2007-06-22 02:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good moral to live by. LMAO Star for you. Good Joke
2007-06-21 10:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excruciatingly hilarious,man! That certainly deserves a star!
2007-06-22 05:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by Poison Ivy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how funny was that?
I give a star a plus 10 and a hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
plus i'll tell your joke=)
2007-06-21 11:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by westley_foster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO i started coughing almost vomit 2stars 4 u 10+
2007-06-14 13:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SWeeeeeeeeeeeeeT
2007-06-22 05:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by spacegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 12:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋