A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I
won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or
a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses
whatsoever!” A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
student, shakes her head and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to
write the exam with your other hand.”
2007-06-14 12:34:21 · 7 answers · asked by Jassierra 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gotta love a teacher who is SMART
and has
A SENSE OF HUMOR!
Good joke! *starred
2007-06-14 13:07:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-06-14 19:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by shanakf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 19:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jajaja! LMAO
2007-06-14 19:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by Nena (: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor him. it sucks to have a smart teacher.
2007-06-14 19:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-14 19:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-14 20:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋