Pick one, please: A churchman with power is as trustworthy as -- ?

Question

a) a baby with a hammer *

b) a trucker with a six-pack

c) a teenager with whiskey and car keys **

d) other

*Thank you, Mark Twain.
**Thank you, P.J. O'Rourke.

Answer 1

d) An insane person with an Uzi and a rocket propelled grenade.
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Answer 2

C. teenager with car keys. because he will become drunk with power and always rationalize that his actions are above the law, common sense, and the rights of others.
While A-baby with hammer may not have the strength to do any harm and B-trucker could possibly have the self control and tolerance to handle himself. Churchman with power like drunk teen in car will surely always cause harm and shirk responsibility!

Answer 3

All of the above, but let's choose the teenager. The baby might not have the strength to lift the hamme, the trucker might fall asleep after the six-pack.

But the teenager can be guaranteed to drink and drive the car.

Answer 4

An American driving on the freeway, talking on a cell phone, idly staying in the left lane even though there's no one to pass.

I might point out that I am American, by the way, just to prevent indignant psychos from harassing me... go see how people drive in other countries and come back to the states; you'll see exactly what I mean.

Answer 5

Oh shoot... i'd have to be b or c. A baby would innocently hit something with the hammer and not know what could happen. B and c on the other hand do know.

Answer 6

c) a teenager with whiskey and car keys

Answer 7

otherthey are very trustworthy in the kingdom hall I go to

Answer 8

A politician.

Answer 9

d) A Rattle snake

Answer 10

How about: E. All of the above.