St. Peter was checking the gate beween Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge. He walked over to the "Pit" and called to the Devil...The Devil says, "Yeah, whaddya want..?", St. Peter: "The hinge is broken and it's your turn to fix it.." . The Devil retorted: "Gee, I am a bit busy and don't have anyone available for this.." , St. Peter got angry, "Look, we have an agreement, and it's your turn to fix the gate..!" , The Devil responded, "Sorry Pete, it's our peak season and there just isn't anyone available..." St. Peter turned red and exclaimed..."Ok, if that's the way you want it, we'll sue..!" A big grin broke out on the Devil's face, "Oh yeah, and just where are you going to find a lawyer...?!"
2007-06-14 11:30:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha. All the lawyers are in hell. Good one, chap!
2007-06-14 11:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by Cassiopeia J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the Devil has a Lawyer
LOL
I present you a star
Keep 'em comin'
2007-06-14 22:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok first answer you got was off someone hoping to get 10 points right cos the joke was sheeite
2007-06-14 18:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 22:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah xD thats hilarious. xD but yeah. sometimes that can be true. some lawyers, just for money, will keep their clients out of jail, fully knowing that theyre criminals, that rape, kill, and steal. its kinda sad. but its funnny in the joke cause its true. :D
2007-06-14 18:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
in Philadelphia, of course
2007-06-14 18:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotfl!! That was fantastic!!! You get a star! That was great. lol :D
2007-06-14 18:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but not funny!
2007-06-14 20:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by highking937 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good!
2007-06-15 07:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!
2007-06-15 07:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋