Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age.
How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!! ? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
2007-06-14 11:07:20 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jim, we are all heading that way but aren't we having fun doing it? x
2007-06-14 11:39:37 · update #1
Is that the best you can come up with?
2007-06-14 11:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by Twisty 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 20:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, we'll all getting older so we might as well get used to seeing the funny side of it now!
2007-06-14 18:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by clara 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank god he only wet his pants. We have a lot to look forward to.
2007-06-14 18:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by lindyloo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's a good joke i'll star you
that's how he is staying young
keep enjoying life because it's too short
2007-06-14 18:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic!!!Lol!
2007-06-14 18:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, unfortunately it is getting a bit to close for comfort for me :-)
2007-06-14 18:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats obvious lol theyre both the same age
2007-06-14 18:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by Michael T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool sylvia
2007-06-15 04:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats funny!
2007-06-15 00:49:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
o.k
there is some truth about that joke.
2007-06-14 18:54:48 · answer #11 · answered by jobees 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋