It's a month past Christmas Time, and Brian and his mates are down at the local pub. They are discussing football and then one of them wonders about their physique.
'Don't you think we ought to join a gym or summat, lads? After Christmas, everyone's so unfit,' Says Bob, Brian's mate.
'What ye talkin' about? I'm fitter than all o' ye!' Says Mick.
'You're all idiots - I'M THE FITTEST!' Says Brian.
His friends stare in bewilderment.
'WHAT? Walkin' up the stairs to the bar nearly f****n KILLS YE!' Bob says.
'Aye, whatever. Anyway, I'm fitter than all o' you. My doctor says I've the feet of an Olympian.' Says Brian.
'That was ATHLETE's FOOT, Brian, you daft b*****d!' Says Bob.
'Aye, so what's the difference?' Asks Brian.
'Bugger me.' Says Mick.
....What do you think? Terrible, huh? But it's one I thought up myself.
2007-06-14 11:03:10 · 8 answers · asked by Alasdair 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He He He!!!
2007-06-14 21:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad joke. 7/10. Sorry.
2007-06-14 15:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not a fan.. maybe if you switch some of the words around it could have a punchline
i have a good one... DO NOT READ IF YOU DISLIKE CONTROVERSY
What do you call a gay terrorist?
A suicide bummer!
thank you very much lol
2007-06-14 11:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by Michael T 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ya shudda made it shorter and just said" man went to doctors etc....i did have a great big smile though.
2007-06-14 11:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont give up the day job just yet.
2007-06-14 11:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wil de dor me zegge?
2007-06-14 11:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but it is kind of terrible
2007-06-14 11:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by Lorelai 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-06-14 21:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋