A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
2007-06-14 10:45:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-06-14 11:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by unicornfarie1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 17:58:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! You got me on that one!Lol
2007-06-14 18:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see what happens when you don't mark them
women or men
or confessions only
2007-06-14 17:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!! hahaha....i was NOT expecting that =) kudos
2007-06-14 17:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by ...I Just Wanted My Phone Call.. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roglol
2007-06-14 17:50:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg sooooo very funny!!!!!
2007-06-15 07:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahr ahr ahr,,,,,,,,b,,bbut,,,,constsbhule,,,,,,,yerr aint exh,esphwxectin me ta wolk 'oam like this???????
2007-06-14 18:32:56 · answer #8 · answered by quackpotwatcher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! very funny!
2007-06-14 18:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by Lorelai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes actually!!!
2007-06-14 17:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋