Clearly visible to the naked eye during the day time as well as at night! And the skinny tall aliens that everyone reports seeing came down and said they seeded this planet so by cosmic law we are their cattle!
2007-06-14 10:43:02 · 20 answers · asked by Silent watcher of fools 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What a really swell, imaginative, and humorous question! Thanks.
2007-06-14 10:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not cattle,screw cosmic law. It's a ridiculous assertion. Certainly the most expensive restaurant in the universe.Trillions of miles to eat humans?Please,it doesn't even make sense. If they have the technology and means to get here,it's a long way to go for food.
2007-06-14 17:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Steal one of their Ships, get some Wiskey and a Cigar, write a Virus (real quick like)--take that Virus up in the stolen Ship and dock with the Mother Alien Ship and insert the Virus!!!
Then wait for everybody Else on the Earth to ATTACK !!!
Oh yeah, back up the Stolen Ship and get the hello outta' there--for got to tell ya that ya gotta plant A-bomb on Mother Ship too.!
Yep, sounds like a Good Plan to me!!!
(seems like rerun for some reason though?)
Ditto...............
2007-06-14 17:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, did you not learn anything from Independence Day or Mars Attacks?
2007-06-14 17:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Direct them to one of humanity's many fast food outlets. Once they've had hormonally injected ground carcasses, they won't want the real thing again.
2007-06-14 17:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Help organize the resistance movement.
Independence Day, anyone?
2007-06-14 17:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by SallyJM 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put my come hither look on, lock and load and hope for the best
2007-06-15 11:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say "you can eat me once I kill you all Mwahahahaha!" Then I will go to the weapon store, get free "samples" and shoot at them untill either I am dead or they are dead.
2007-06-14 17:55:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would promise never to get drunk again (we all know how well that works), look for my keys and go park it in the garage.
2007-06-14 17:48:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Demand evidence of their claim, for starters.
2007-06-14 17:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Scott M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm...I don't know. Say my prayers I guess. Then get a AK-47.
2007-06-14 17:47:25 · answer #11 · answered by Ill Will 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋