A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes it's because you're blonde."
The next, the girl came home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her shirt to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey,it's because you're 24."
2007-06-14 10:05:04 · 22 answers · asked by Victoria :) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
olde but always a goodie.
2007-06-14 10:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 05:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Very funny.
2007-06-14 10:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-06-14 10:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by trailangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA good one lol wow nice
2007-06-14 10:40:49 · answer #5 · answered by basketball chicka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahha lol omg i've never heard that before .. lol that's hilarious :P
2007-06-14 10:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats painstakingly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didnt see that one comming lol 10/10 and a star 4 u!!!!!! =)
2007-06-14 10:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the funniest joke ever...im blonde
2007-06-14 10:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by autumn<33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha wow..thats hella funny!
2007-06-14 10:09:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jejej very nice, my blonde friend will love it
2007-06-14 11:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋