SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 5:00AM.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" Makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!"
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards
2007-06-14 09:44:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty lame
2007-06-14 09:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty funny except for...
The Kiss makeup doesn't tie into things at all.
The cottage cheese doesn't make sense, and the Amish don't drive cars.
Their hats don't really have a front or a back.
Other than those things, that jokes pretty good!
2007-06-14 09:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Super Answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 7/10.
2007-06-14 09:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love # 7
2007-06-14 09:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by kkb333_kyle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing if you know Amish culture and way of life.
2007-06-14 09:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah funny, love #6 and #7
2007-06-14 10:35:53 · answer #6 · answered by SCREAM!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That was great. You should post more on answers.
2007-06-14 09:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by Take it From Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was kind of funny lol
2007-06-14 09:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Ha. Funny.
2007-06-14 10:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10,9, and 4 were funnie the rest....
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eh they were a little lower that suckie
2007-06-14 09:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by Stace! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was ok but funny none the less
2007-06-14 09:54:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋