elephant to see what the problem is. The elephant tells him that he has had a big thorn in his foot for a long time and because he doesnt have any fingers he cant pull it out. It has been hurting him. So the mouse decides to help the elephant out. Bu not without some kind of payment. Sothe mouse says to the elephant " I can pull the thorn out, but you have to do me a favor after. You have to let me f_*# you in the a*! " So the elephant excited to finally get the thorn out of his foot and thinking, its only a mouse i probabaly wont even feel a thing readily agreses. So the mouse proceeds to pull the thorn out of the elephants foot. The elephant finally free of the pain turns and starts to walk away thanking the mouse. The mouse stops him and says " No ways, we had an agreement. " So the elephant stops and says " ok make it quick. " So the mouse hops up onto the elephant and starts doin his thing. Just then some monkeys in a tree are watching and laughing at the site
2007-06-14
09:33:20
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This is only the first half of the joke. The second part is right after it.
2007-06-14
09:41:07 ·
update #1