A boy takes his girlfriend home after a night out.
When they reach the front door, hre leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a bl@wj@b?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will bw quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see - a relative or a neighbour..."
"At this time of night? No one will show up...."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie....I know you'd like it too...."
"No! I've said No!"
"MY love.......Don't be like that......"
At this moment, the girlfriends younger sister shows up at the door in her nightie with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he'll come down and blow him himself, but for gods sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!!!"
2007-06-14 09:18:29 · 13 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now i remember why i disconnected my intercom
thanks for making me fall on the floor laughing so hard
2007-06-14 11:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farmer's Daughter
There was a man who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door. A farmer came out and asked, "what the hell do you want?"
The man asked, "Could I spend a night here?"
"Sure, but you can't touch my daughter."
So the man was sleeping that night, when the daughter came in. And that night, they did it. The next night, they did it, too. The next night, they did it, again.
Until one night, the daughter said to the man, "I am tired of doing it in your room."
So the man went to the daughter's room and did it. The next night, they did it The next night, they did it, too The next night, they did it again.
They have done it in every single room in the house EXECPT the father's room.
So one night they decided to go to the father's room and do it. When they went in, the father has fallen deep into sleep.
The man asked, "what the hell is that hairy thing in his bed?"
The daughter said, "it's his hairy a*s"
So the man and the daughter were doing it in his room for 2 weeks and they loved it.
But unfortunatly, one day, the father came to the man and go, "we need to talk."
"What, I didn't have sex with your daughter!"
"I will tell you the truth, I don't care if you have sex with my daughter anymore, just don't use my hairy a*s as a score board!"
2007-06-14 10:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ow! how embarrassing., but blo**y funny..
Just thought I'd return the compliment and give you a laugh:
Still chuckling at this joke I nearly reported the best of answer moveable thingy for cruelty, I miss-read the qu. I'm making a rhubarb and orange mouse?
2007-06-14 09:26:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard it before! You still get a star Honey!
2007-06-14 09:47:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 09:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, Maklia!
2007-06-14 09:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goody!
2007-06-14 11:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp3003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny! but I heard this joke on a mastercard ad, click below to see it.
2007-06-14 11:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by meena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jejejej is old but still make me laugh
2007-06-14 11:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but really gross.
2007-06-14 09:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Terabell_Samantha_Ursula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋