Was the wound still in his side? It must not have been, because that would have been a dead giveaway, you know? (pardon the pun). So what happened to the wound?
2007-06-14 09:11:41 · 20 answers · asked by ♨UFO♨ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If he still had the wound, was it bleeding all over the place? How could he walk around with that big gash?
2007-06-14 09:14:50 · update #1
Well he rose from the dead, right? Blood stops flowing when you die. So when Jesus became the walking undead (aka zombie), the wounds stopped bleeding. For 100% indesputible scientific proof of this, please see the George Romero classic "Dawn of the Dead".
2007-06-14 09:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dear, I have answered this before, but it would be my pleasure to do so again.
Anyone who returns to life after being dead for three days would, by definition, be a zombie. Zombies don't have to worry about wounds, except for those to the brain. Instead, what we should really be asking, is how many people did Jesus zombie eat before someone discovered how to kill him? Also, if people are waiting to join Jesus' army when he returns, do they realize they will become zombies and crave human flesh? Is this what many churches are doing, preparing followers for an unlife filled with eating flesh by having them consume the body of Christ and his blood now? Is George A. Romero a prophet of sorts, preparing non-believers to defend themselves when zombie Jesus returns once more to feast on humans? Remember, you must destroy the brain!
2007-06-14 16:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The important thing is, He had a "Glorified Body" after he came back from the dead, just like WE are going to have also at the Resurrection (Rapture) even those who are still alive will be changed in a nanosecond to this (Glorified Body). Then we will meet with Him in the sky to be taken to Heaven to avoid the tribulation. God bless, and happy trails, as Roy Rogers used to say.
2007-06-14 16:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thomas put his hand on the wound of Jesus.
2007-06-14 16:14:34 · answer #4 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thomas insisted on seeing his wounds. (John 20. 24-29) Sounds to me like he was the most rational of the disciples.
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2007-06-14 16:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the wound was still there. He had Thomas (Doubting Thomas) place his hand in the wound to prove He was there. Which leads to my favorite verse (John 20 :29)
27Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe."
28Thomas said to him, "My Lord and my God!"
29Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed."
2007-06-14 16:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thomas didn't believe Him till he saw the wounds, so He still had them.
2007-06-14 16:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wounds were still there,Thomas, one of Jesus' disciples put his hand in His side and saw the nail marks in His hands and feet and then proclaimed, 'My Lord and my God!'
Jesus is alive!!!!! Halelujah!!!
2007-06-14 16:18:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wound was still there till he received his heavenly body,,,
2007-06-14 16:15:47 · answer #9 · answered by dolphinchic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about?
This is mythology you're talking about here, not reality.
The FACT is, that the christian demi-god called jesus has no basis in reality. And in fact was invented at the Council of Nicea 325 years after his alleged "death".
2007-06-14 16:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Yoda Green 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋