Bored? Just some random questions....?

Question

a) If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
b) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

c) Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

D) Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

e) If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

f) Why do you put your two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

g) You know the signs on restaurant doors? no shoes no shirt no service? what if someone went in with no pants? would they still serve them?

h) If the wicked witch of the west melts in water, how did she ever bathe?

i) Why do people contantly return to the refridgerator...with hopes that something new will have arrived?

j) How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

k) Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits dont lay eggs
have fun!

Answer 1

OK...I'm not going to answer all your questions... But I'd like to thank you... They sure made me feel better!.....Your'e wonderful!

Answer 2

a) If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
yeah, for all those kids sneeking into it...

b) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
it does.

c) Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? because we don't speak english correctly

D) Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? because she was selling to non-adventurous people.

e) If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? if your going to jail...who cares.

f) Why do you put your two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? it costs extra to speak rather than just thinking. So that's why I stay quiet.

g) You know the signs on restaurant doors? no shoes no shirt no service? what if someone went in with no pants? would they still serve them? well then it would ryme now would it? and people don't typically walk around w/o pants on.

h) If the wicked witch of the west melts in water, how did she ever bathe? that's only in oz. she was a smelly witch

i) Why do people contantly return to the refridgerator...with hopes that something new will have arrived? good question...i do it.

j) How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. I know, Right?!?! What's up wit that?

k) Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?
Rabbits and eggs are both symbols of fertility and new life.

Answer 3

Qa) If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Aa) I don't think they do, but idk

Qb) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Ab) Because the glue needs more air than it gets inside the bottle.

Qc) Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Ac) It is GOING to ring and it will ring your head OFF

QD) Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
AD) Sally picked up the nicest, prettiest sea shells so you don't have to do the work. Kinda like you buying the strawberries that were picked for you instead of picking them yourself.

Qe) If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Ae) I have class with an FBI guy tonight and I will ask him.

Qf) Why do you put your two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Af) Because my opinions are always worth more than your thoughts.

Qg) You know the signs on restaurant doors? no shoes no shirt no service? what if someone went in with no pants? would they still serve them?
Ag) Ugh who would want to see that? Unless of couse it is Brad Pitt.

Qh) If the wicked witch of the west melts in water, how did she ever bathe?
Ah) If you have ever seen or read Wicked then you would know that the fact that water kills the witch is an Urban Legend.

Qi) Why do people contantly return to the refridgerator...with hopes that something new will have arrived?
Ai) Thinking they overlooked something. Doesn't that happen with your closet?

Qj) How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Aj) Staying a kid means no responsibility, but all you kids are immature little monsters anyways, so who cares?

Qk) Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits dont lay eggs
Ak) The Easter bunny hides the eggs that he stole from the Easter chicken.
have fun!

Answer 4

a) If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Yes, they do, just to run the electricity.

b) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
probably something to do with the chemical reaction of being exposed to air making it hard.

c) Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
unfortunately because my alarm goes off on me every morning when I dont wake up to the clock, and she's vicious.

D) Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
because she found gullible fools

e) If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
yes, and they make you buy a government door costing $1200.00 to pay for the men who broke down your door also, rude, arent they?

f) Why do you put your two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
because it keeps you in debt.

g) You know the signs on restaurant doors? no shoes no shirt no service? what if someone went in with no pants? would they still serve them?
only if they kept their socks on, if they dont have their socks on, they get booted out

h) If the wicked witch of the west melts in water, how did she ever bathe?
why do you think she was green? there is your answer

i) Why do people contantly return to the refridgerator...with hopes that something new will have arrived?
a long time ago, Kenmore actually built the food producing fridge, and the urban legend grew that it was all fridges, and then Kenmore pulled it because of mass hysteria. . . there was a huge government coverup about it back in the 50's

j) How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
because they are jealous of your inner beauty and vindictive

k) Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits dont lay eggs
no, rabbits dont lay eggs, but they beat up chickens and steal their eggs, then carry them around to mock the chickens.

Answer 5

lets see if I can bullcrap my way through these ?'s

a) yes, in anticipation that someone does show
b) because air activates it
c) the time came on to let the noise go off
d) Because Sally took all the shells and there were not left to pick so you had to buy them, Either that or its her property
e) yes, if it were unlocked
f) because the goverment is all screwed up they take our money and only give some back
g) yes, because it didn't say the couldn't
h) she don't thats why she's wicked
i) Just incase you overlooked somehting
j) Be a kid to have no responsility however, they still want you to common sense
k) My kids said this one. Bunny's are nice and loveable just like Jesus and eggs represent new birth.

Answer 6

a. yes they still show it
b. because liquid makes it less sticky
c. because when you say "on" it sounds like you are saying to turn the alarm clock's power on.
d. because it's a stupid tongue twister
e. i dont think they pay for it unless you are not guilty
f. i dont know, maybe the second is for the extra mile
g. no, i think it's just something formal and people use it because it sounds better than "no pants"
h. she doesn't bathe
i. because they are hungry
j. because they just say you can be a kid in your mind, like be happy, not sad all the time like an adult.
k. the bunny carries eggs because it's a robber.

Answer 7

a.)No clue
b.)The plastic bottle keeps it as a liquid
c.)It's going off because thats what they call it.
d.)Because some people would be stupid enough to buy them
e.)No, because in most cases you're some sort of felon
f.)Because you say it out loud, the extra air costs an extra cent =P
g.)Most likely people would be wearing pants. But they probably wouldnt.
h.)She probably didn't. (dirty witches)
i.)It's usually boredom that does it.
j.)Because they're all hipocrites.
k.)Well, they kind of do.. but let's not get into the whole "birds and the bee's" thing.

Answer 8

f) In Wicked, the Wicked Witch of tghe West bathed with oil.

k)I think it's because eggs represent something...like birth or re-birth of Christ.

Answer 9

A- yea
B- because it only sticks to paper
C- because its going off of silence?
D- because hers are better
E- no because they are the goverment and if they broke your door thaan they probally had a good reason
F- Because your opinion is worth more than your thoughts
G- yes,if they had under ware
H- She didnt use water only soap
I- To get stuff out of it
J- What they mean is for you to enjoy your childhood, yet still be mature
K- first he is a bunny, and 2 because he stole them from mother goose. Duh
good questions

Answer 10

Why do we wash bath towels when we are clean when we use them?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Answer 11

Alarm clocks are going off because they miss you and are angry at you for sleeping. Now if they were coming on they would be nice and cheerfull.