It was the Smiths turn to host the monthly neighborhood BBQ. After a few beers Mr. Smith says to Mrs. Smith, "Honey, I think your butt is as big as the grill." And He jumps up grabs his measuring tape runs over and takes a measurement of the grill and then walks over and measures Mrs. Smith's butt. "Yeah, just as I thought, your butt is as big as the grill!" He and the neighbors explode with laughter.
Later that night Mr. Smith rolls over in bed and asks Mrs. Smith, "How about some loveing tonight, dear?"
Mrs Smith rolls over looks him right in the face and says, "you don't think I am going to fire up this big a** grill for one little weenie do you?"
2007-06-14 08:54:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU ARE JUST SOO BAD..................KUDOS
2007-06-14 08:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard it before! You still get a star Honey!
2007-06-14 16:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 16:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny.
2007-06-14 16:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I actually get it! And it's a funny-long joke!
2007-06-14 15:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I like!
2007-06-14 16:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-06-14 16:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-06-14 15:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what it do!
2007-06-14 15:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2007-06-14 15:58:12 · answer #10 · answered by Babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋