joke; food?

Question

A woman asks her husband if he would like some breakfast, a full english, porridge, muesli with cup of tea to follow?

He declines. "It's the viagra,"he says. "It has really take the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like a bowl of homemade soup, perhaps with a sandwich? Maybe with crisps and a glass of lemonade?

Again he declines. "It's this viagra," he says, "it has really taken the edge of my appetite."

Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She offers him shepherds pie with veg and mash. Fish and chips from the chippy or even rice pudding for afters?

He declines. "It's the viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm starving."

Answer 1

? If music be the food of love? why can't rabbits sing..

keep them coming you are giving me a laugh at every stage...

Answer 2

Together At Last
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

Ha, ha. I like this one.

Answer 5

nice one do you got more? send it to me e mail will you?

Answer 6

it was ok........

Answer 7

some wat funny
♥,
Bre