A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,the doctor
called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a
very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try to be
pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal. For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't burden him
with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will
only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. "If you can do this for the next 1 to 2
months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the
husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to
die," she replied.
2007-06-14 08:34:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm telling this one to my hubby as soon as I get home..
Bravo!!!!
2007-06-14 09:08:23 · answer #1 · answered by nettie m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before and ones with different stories but with the same punchline....still pretty funny.... sounds like something my ex would have said..... :D
2007-06-14 18:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-14 16:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious! lol omg that was funny
2007-06-14 16:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good liked it a lot
2007-06-14 15:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-14 15:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by im feelin this 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL =D
2007-06-14 15:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF! how funny!
2007-06-14 15:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by We're Not Bouncy Balls!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋