As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Hell,"
said Herman, "it's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
2007-06-14 08:14:26 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A star joke requires star treatment. Good one, please keep it up.
2007-06-14 08:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.That reminds me of my grandad.Some years ago when he was about 70ish.,he pulled out in front of a great big double decker bus.He didn't see it till it nearly hit us,lol.
He gave up driving that day.He said that if he couldn't see something that big he shouldn't be driving.
2007-06-14 08:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile the first time
2007-06-14 08:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chico say that funny. Chico heard it once with a blonde.
2007-06-14 08:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh My .. great one .Back in the states but not home .
will be there Sun Afternoon Take care O-Beautiful one
and keep them coming.....Thank You..
2007-06-14 15:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still makes me chuckle
2007-06-14 08:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by RainbowGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! That is so scary but funny…sent a shiver down my spine which tickled my funny bone Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-06-14 08:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wrong I am classed has a senior & it made me smile.lol
2007-06-14 22:16:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like your new avatar. Hope you got your computer problems solved.
2007-06-14 12:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me smile too
its star time
2007-06-14 08:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before but it always makes me smile :o)
ta
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2007-06-14 08:19:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋