Upon learning that Jesus fed the 5000, the men want to
know whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what
bait was used to catch 'em.
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the
purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows
how to play one.
The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up
the offering." Then five guys and two women stand up.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official
church holiday.
A member of the church requests to be buried in his
4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole
it couldn't get out of."
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven
last names in the church directory.
Baptism is referred to as "Branding."
There is a special bake sale to raise funds for a new church
septic tank.
High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
The baptismal is a #2 galvanized wash tub.
The choir robes were donated by Billy Bob's Bar-B-Q, and are
embroidered with his logo.
The collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.
2007-06-14 08:09:44 · 14 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! My church isn't quite that redneck, but if you go about 20-30 miles north, they can be found in abundance.
2007-06-14 09:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of grand cases for the period of Christmas in a midwest small city. hour of darkness mass and coming domicile to unwrap grants. mom is an excellent prepare dinner and an excellent meal on Christmas Day with buddies and kinfolk. For some reason all my aunts, uncles and grandparents sent us money for Christmas - crisp $20s, $50s, even $100s. super sledding hills in my domicile city atop a three hundred foot bluff overlooking the Mississippi. development snow forts with tunnels and lookouts - assorted toddlers interior the community to have snowball fights with. It replaced right into an exquisite time packed with toddlers recommendations.
2016-10-17 06:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by clam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The priest starts the prayer with, In the name of the Father, the Son, The sister, another son, the twins....
2007-06-14 08:14:37 · answer #3 · answered by bosco_industries 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-06-14 08:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by jcnickie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of those got a small chuckle out of me.
2007-06-14 08:13:07 · answer #5 · answered by Мəəĸά 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If the congregation makes change in the offering plate" haha
2007-06-14 08:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by Josh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Stuff....but it doesn't go down like that in my church.
2007-06-14 08:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha the best joke on yahoo answers up to date
2007-06-14 08:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by dannysiewpersad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny
2007-06-14 08:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love those redneck jokes
2007-06-14 08:37:12 · answer #10 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋