A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. He was satisfied with things they way they were. The Jamaican quickly figured out the wife felt like she was getting the short end of the stick, so to speak.
The wife asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
2007-06-14 07:58:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Jamaican replied, "Tell him to just try dem on, Lady." So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as the husband slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. There was a level of excitement his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!"
2007-06-14 07:58:52 · update #1
Ohh My .. 20/20 Your humor and Quality of the heart
raises me to a level above mere Earth..
2007-06-14 15:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny - think this jokes been sent to my email account about 5 times
2016-05-20 03:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by shane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha the best joke on yahoo answers up to date
2007-06-14 08:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by dannysiewpersad 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honey, you are one funny woman. Have another star.
2007-06-14 19:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL still laughing out loud
2007-06-14 08:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have always liked that joke
2007-06-14 08:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it here before.....but it was in pakistan the last time
2007-06-14 13:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that joke.lol
2007-06-14 08:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-06-14 08:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That's a good one!!!
2007-06-14 08:02:24 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋