Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say ***' and I'll say hell'".
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."
His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your *** it ain't gonna be Cheerios."
2007-06-14 06:55:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i really like that one!!! it is really funny!!!! if u have moe put them up!!
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star from me!!
2007-06-14 07:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahah....cute Here's one for you Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though. Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out. Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom. Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. CHeeRioS
2016-05-20 02:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh everytime
2007-06-14 08:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. You're getting a star for that one!
2007-06-14 07:16:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah nice joke thta was a good laugh for the day
2007-06-14 07:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Waz Up? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, real cute
have a star
2007-06-14 07:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's cute !Not allowed but cute.
2007-06-14 07:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by peppersham 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha how cute!!
hehe.
have a star.
2007-06-14 07:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before but i still laughed.
2007-06-14 07:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by THAT1UDONTPLAYWIT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
2007-06-14 07:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋