George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a*s from drowning!"
2007-06-14 05:48:12 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! I cant stop laughing (choking on my popcorn) lol
2007-06-14 05:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Swee' Tea 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2014-04-27 18:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goon one!
10/10 + a star for the laughs
2007-06-14 06:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow the stars .. But seriously GWB in Politics Is my idol.
seriously .. But Honey telling this joke makes it very funny ..
I really have a problem keeping my mouth shut .but I am going to say it anywhay all these stars explains to me
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2007-06-14 15:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Honey.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-06-14 07:32:25 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-06-14 08:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by cgpearman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between osama bin laden and a pair of tights?
nothing they both irritate bush
love the joke but the should've let the stupid redneck drown
2007-06-14 06:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1 i wud luv 2 c the day he wets him self nd not with water
2016-04-01 07:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-26 14:02:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha brilliant! Just sent that one round the office! :D Spreading the giggles x
Have a star, wish I could give you 5.
2007-06-14 05:52:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
LOL! Funny cos it's true. 11
2007-06-14 06:35:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋