A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil
all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell
you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a
statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got
one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a
sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at
the Smith's and nobody offered me a darn thing."
2007-06-14 05:38:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Thanks for the laugh! I’m going to give you a star. :-)
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2016-11-23 21:04:30 · answer #2 · answered by vaibahv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-14 07:40:05 · answer #3 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny. Nice one.
2007-06-14 06:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by classclown20166 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a minute to get it but it was good.
2007-06-14 05:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-14 05:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-14 06:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-06-14 05:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by boxmatch 02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-14 05:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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