he wanted to dig his tomato garden,but it was hard work for his advanced years and the ground was very hard.
His only son spiro who used to help him was in prison,
the old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament,
Dear spiro,
Iam feeling pretty bad because it looks like i wont be able to plant my tomatoes this year.
Im getting to old to be digging a plot.
If you were here all my troubles would be over,
Love Papa
Afew days later a letter arrived from his son
Dear papa,
Dont go digging up the garden,
Thats were i buried the bodies,
Love spiro.
At 4 am federal agents arrived and dug for two days without finding any bodies,
They apoligised to the upset old man and left.
The same day the old man recieved another letter from his son.
Dear papa,
Go ahead and plant your tomatoes,Thats the best i could do under the ciccumstances,
love spiro.
star if you smiled
2007-06-14 04:46:58 · 16 answers · asked by dollyk 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it, yeah you can have a star for that.
2007-06-14 04:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10 out of 10 and a star brill made me laugh
2007-06-14 11:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by ALLY R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely you deserve a star for the bright idea.
2007-06-14 05:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha - the sort of letter Fletch would send to his old lady from his cell in Slade Prison (Porridge)
2016-05-20 02:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard many variations of it, but still smiled :) Starred. Its too sweet!
2007-06-14 05:03:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was chuckling before I got to the punch line...saw it coming a bit but it was still funny,i'll give you a * xxx
2007-06-14 07:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by tennantsbiatchsokeepurmittsoff! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-06-14 07:44:31 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really sweet... hes a nice son...
2007-06-16 05:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mort 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-06-16 09:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is an old one, read it only couple weeks ago
but it made me smile again, so
its star time
2007-06-14 05:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sweet
2007-06-14 04:51:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋