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I was on a first date with a guy and we had just left the movie theater. We got in the car and he decided that he needed to use the restroom.

I told him we'd stop at the McDonald's down the street. He said, "No, that's OK. Just pull over there," pointing to the back of the movie parking lot. I did, he got out of the car, stood in front of my car (with the headlights shining on him), relieved himself, then dropped his pants and mooned me.

THAT, my friends, is how you know you're on the worst date ever.

He got back in the car like nothing happened. I should have driven off while he was outside.

2007-06-14 05:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by Faustina 4 · 4 0

When she tells you she has 3 kids and a pit bull. Suddenly the thrill is gone.

2007-06-14 13:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

When he keeps saying, " I look just like Brad (Pitt) ... don't I " ... but he really looks like George Kastanza (Seinfeild) ... and you don't have the heart to burst his bubble.

2007-06-14 12:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 2 0

When he says, "Hi grandma. Sure you can come and join us."

2007-06-14 11:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by hdedone 3 · 2 0

You'll know - believe me - you'll know.

2007-06-14 11:44:32 · answer #5 · answered by Challah back Girl... 5 · 2 0

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