One day in a pub, a guy came and announced that he was very good in archery. He asked a guy to stand at a far spot with a watermelon on his head. He pulled his bow and "PA!" The arrow was shot into the watermelon.
The guy who stood there asked: " Who are you?" He replied: " I am Robin Hood."
At this moment, another guy walked into the pub and announced that he was much better. He asked a guy to stand at a far spot with an apple on his head. He pulled the bow and "PA!" The arrow was shot into the apple.
The guy asked:" Who are you?" He replied: "I am Maple Archer."
At this moment, another guy walked in and announced that he was the best. He asked a guy to stand at a far spot with a grape on his head. He pulled the bow and "PA!" The arrow was shot into the guy's heart!
The shot guy said in pain:" Who are you?" He replied:" I am ~~~~~~~~sorry!!"
2007-06-14 04:34:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha
funny
2007-06-14 04:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by Brandon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMMM.....i still dun see the funny part its too cold ya see
raccoon, u r 2 lame
2007-06-15 01:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by BN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-06-14 05:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by Gabby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was this supposed to be funny?
2007-06-14 04:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Man Utd. Fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah you right it is LAME!!!! But you're WRONG it's know where near funny
2007-06-14 04:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats a good one.
2007-06-14 04:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by The Man in the Box is Anti-Jonas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-06-14 04:38:39 · answer #7 · answered by libra_girl_jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute
2007-06-14 04:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grapes are sour! (good one, the joke!)
2007-06-14 04:38:08 · answer #9 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good to some extent......
2007-06-14 04:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by Rajesh K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋