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My dad's birthday is tomorrow and he's turning 47. I'd like to make him a card this year instead of buying one, but I have no idea what to write in it except happy birthday, love ya. So if anyone knows any funny birthday card messages, lemme hear 'em. Thanks!

2007-06-14 04:28:35 · 8 answers · asked by curious 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

This year on your birthday don't think of it as turning 47. Think of it as turning 21 with 26 years experience. :)

2007-06-14 04:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Yupp !! Draw a penguin on the card with a pool on the backround. Make the penguin saying " For your birthday, I am going to throw you a pool party! Just B.Y.O.P Inside the card write B.ring Y.our O.wn P.ool hahaa someone gave me a card like that it was funny! Goodluck<3

2016-04-01 07:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

" One great thing about old age is your future is already here! Happy Birthday, and many many happy returns of the future day!" (just composed!)

2007-06-14 04:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1 1

You were born growing old, but like a bottle of wine, you mellow with age and there is no deposit and no return.

2007-06-14 04:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by RT 6 · 1 1

happy birthday dad.

2007-06-14 04:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel 2 · 0 2

happy birthday to you
your 102
you look like a monkey
and you smell like one too

2007-06-14 04:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 2 3

Well, my favorite probably would not be appropriate for your dad.

But here it is:
"Razz-ma-tazz, rooty-toot-toot...
I'd love to see you in your birthday suit"

2007-06-14 04:31:48 · answer #7 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0 2

haha youre old

2007-06-14 04:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

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