An old man was sitting on a park bench and along comes a guy about 20 years old and sits next to the old man. Now this younger guy has dyed his hair striped green, red, blue, orange, and yellow. The old man can't stop stareing at him. Finnally the young guy asks, "Why are you stareing at me?" "Well" says the old man, "You see about 21 years ago I got really drunk and woke up next to a dead parrot, and I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-06-14 04:23:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well the parrot obviously was not dead
2007-06-14 04:28:04 · update #1
Yes, indeed that was one I would catergize as weird funny.
2007-06-14 04:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a similar one
One day this old man was sitting at the mall when this kid sat beside him. His hair was spiked in every which way, and colored every color of the rainbow. The old man keeps on stareing at him and the boy asked "Why do you keep on staring at me? The old man answered and said "Well a few years back I was at the zoo and had s*x with a peacock, and I was wondering if you were my son....HAHA
2007-06-14 05:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by "Love Bug" <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats humorous... style of however the finished area that hes like over ninety and relationship a twenty 5 year previous plus making like to her is honestly worrying... im shocked the cop didnt provide him a be conscious or 2 approximately that... kinda unusual.. and im on no account shocked that he doesnt be attentive to the place he lived.. as you have been happening with the shaggy dog tale i completely forgot he develop into like over ninety.. anybody he met looked happy with that.. its the ending that develop right into a reminder which made it kinda humorous lol.. kinda lame however lol..
2016-10-09 04:51:03 · answer #3 · answered by lafortune 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though I hears it before, it was a mighty long time ago. And today I laughed like never before. Thanx.
2007-06-14 04:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao thats great
2007-06-14 04:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-06-14 04:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by theca_va 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-06-14 04:38:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-14 04:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2007-06-14 04:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Alyssa d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....hair was dyed and parrot was dead (not dead!)!
2007-06-14 04:36:28 · answer #10 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋