The doctor requested a sperm sample from an 85-year-old man as part of
his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean And empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but
Nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my
Wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, Still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, And she even tried squeezin' it
between
her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You even asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And none of us could get the jar open".
2007-06-14 04:01:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Totally funny the best joke I've seen on this site ever!! you deserve the star!!
2007-06-14 04:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tagged 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
Great Joke. Thanks.
DE
2007-06-15 14:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! I did not expect to see that coming! Star!
~Candice~
2007-06-14 04:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2007-06-14 04:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by dumplingmuffin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'v heard that joke before!
it's one of my fav one's.
2007-06-14 04:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, that's a good one:-)
2007-06-14 04:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i so did not see that punch line coming. good one =]
2007-06-14 04:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Krystyna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!Very good. This is very funny!
2007-06-14 04:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by misswannano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-06-14 04:05:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol didn't see that one coming
2007-06-14 04:04:53 · answer #10 · answered by soulsista20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋