I am about to make a pact with the devil to ensure success in life. What are your comments on this?

Answer 1

Don't trust him. It didn't work for me.

Answer 2

To be honest you would be more likely to get something if you made a pact with a teacup. the devil is a nice idea but simply no evidence to prove his existance and also you cant just make a pact without the second party there so unless he comes to you and you AND your lawyer see him, its gonna be meaningless.

Answer 3

You have the choice given by God to do so. But do you know how long you will live after making the pact? It would be a shame really if you were killed or terminally ill one day after being granted success. Hmmmm.....

Answer 4

Good luck.

If you are the type that would make a pact with the devil, then he already has control over your life, and he will feel no obligation to ensure anything for you.

You might also want to think about this:

Mark 8:36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

Answer 5

I did that once.....nothing happened.....i was vey anti-social for a few years....it did however lead me to understand the nature of belief and the psychology of magic. Later i found selling my soul to the persuit of true wisdom was what i should have done.....but alas my soul pretty much belongs to who ever pays my wages these days.....it became more important to eat and have shelter so therefor money....so make the most the spare time you have....the devils not worth it.....you could probably invent something far more interesting.

Answer 6

So, you are going to make a pact with someone destined for the lake of Fire?
Good thinking!
Carry on!
Have a nice day!

Answer 7

Try to get a 6% torment reduction on your contract, any less and you're being ripped off. And don't give anything extra for the fire and brimstone, it should be free with signing. Also know your own credit score. Meet with satan without knowing your credit report, and you might as well give him your soul for free. Hope this helps, gotta go time to get a hot poker in my rear.

Answer 8

Your willingness to make the pact is sufficient; formalities are unnecessary. Be warned, however, that devils are like lawyers--adept at finding loopholes.

Answer 9

when I was 15 at a christian Children's Home and I was huffing deisle fuel from a combine with another kid there I got so high on the fumes that I just kept saying "God Damn" over and over again,then it felt like I got knocked over and I heard a song in my head but it sounded like I really hear it as I went rolling down a hill.I got up and me and the other kid walked up a mountain and found a set of rocks jetting out of the grassy mountain that resemble steps going up aprx 6 ft wide and four feet deep,we found a cow skull with horns still attached and scraped our wrists to get enough blood to make a Pentagram on the cow skull and I prayed to the devil that I could have sex with a girl at the children's home,the next day I did;then in front of another kid I prayed to the Devil that the electricity would go out,it immediately did,after about two months I was kicked out of the children's home and me and some friends were tripping on acid at a frozen river just thawed enough to go fishing,I prayed in front of them all to the devil that I would place a fishing line in the river and pull out a snake,I immediately dipped the fishing line in the river and pulled out a snake,that was in 1986...I did not pray to the devil anymore after that and then in 1994 after many struggles in my life I signed up for an over the road trucking position with what little money I had from my labor job on a roofing crew.My boss had kept my last two weeks pay since I had quit on him and I did not have enough money to eat from after paying for my CDL on my new driver license and I caught a cold and was told if I still had it the next day I would be held back a week which I could not afford.I began taking benadryl pills (generic version) and did not realize the hallucinagen effects from overdose and the next day I had to take my written test for the commercial drivers license.While walking toward the building I read the letters of the trucking company CRST as "cursed" and noticed the numbers on the trucks and trailers all added up to 666 (I had also written 666 on my right hand when I was 14 at the childrens home) I went in and took the commercial drivers test all the while feeling like I had just sold my soul for a trade that I could earn enough money to just survive on.Pretty much everday of my life since then 666 pops up on me,like if OI go to the store the total has 666 on it,if I get a new account in my brokerage the phone number or invoice number has a 666 in it..I don't notice anything else like 777 or 444 but 666 is pretty much a daily occurance to me.I do not believe in the bible,I think sattelites and manipulations by a more advanced society that herds us is more realistic,but someone is sure screwing with me.If you think you can handle being screwed with like that I say go for it.Makes life a little more interesting to think you are damned and at any moment will begin being tortured forever...but eventual you'll get used to it..........SINcerely, Lou Siffer....

Answer 10

Make sure the Devil throws in beer!

Answer 11

I am the devil. Now, take off all your clothes and do a jiggling dance in the middle of the town square.

Success will be yours, my son.