A very handsome and confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
The woman noticed and said " Is your date running late"
No! he replies, I've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it"
The woman asks "Why is the watch so special"?
"It uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me" says the man.
"We'll whats it telling you now? she asks
"Well its says your wearing no panties? the man replied.
The woman giggles and say" It must be broken as I am wearing panties?
The man tap's the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......"
2007-06-14 00:14:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i give that 5 stars i ♥ it tjhat was fun-nay
2007-06-14 00:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by robert 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda good, but I gave it a star anyway.
It made me smile somehow when I got the point of the guy. hehehe
2007-06-14 07:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by juliette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry no star. The joke is to old
2007-06-14 07:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a star from me - made me smile
2007-06-14 07:17:15 · answer #4 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fast one, that! (starred it even before reading!)
2007-06-14 07:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out charlie and the chocolate factory , sorry buddy its not funny , but at least you tried
2007-06-14 07:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me smile... I'd like to see a guy try that for real.
2007-06-14 07:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by phangerll 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great pick-up line
2007-06-14 07:17:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! here is a star!
2007-06-14 07:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! good one heres a star.
2007-06-14 07:22:16 · answer #10 · answered by binky677 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋