Seen these signs 2?

Question

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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
right
place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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Answer 1

How about these three I actually saw:

At a mortuary:
"Please walk in for service."

On a restaurant window:
"We have menus in Braille."

In a restaurant in England:
"We refuse to serve football coaches."

(NOTE: In England, "football" is "soccer" and a "coach" is a "bus". So the restaurant sign meant they would not serve a bus load of rowdy soccer fans.)

Answer 2

hahaha the best one is the car dealership. That had me weak because it's soooo true hahaha lol have a star****

Answer 3

Yes.

Answer 4

lmao.. those are a bunch of smart ones
*Hilarious*

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

good ones.. thanx for sharing

Answer 5

i like them lol

Answer 6

nice selection there, chucky baby.....thanks for sharing...my fave is the electric co....it's "deeper"...had to read it twice to get it.....haha. .you have to bear with me, i'm slow.....but really, thanks for making my day

Answer 7

I like . I like. I like. Is GOOD.

Answer 8

cute.

Answer 9

^_^ lol