Have you seen these signs 1?

Question

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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
right
place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait. "
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
" Best place in town to take a leak"

Answer 1

wow! this is really neat! I wish I would come home every night to a comic relief. thank you very much.

Answer 2

lol funny

Answer 3

:) a smile from me and a star for you.

Answer 4

lol......I HAVE seen the first one

Answer 5

hey good one buddy.. :) made my day..

Answer 6

excellent you made my morning thks... :-)