both seem good as no-one likes the french anyway cos they are cheese eating surrender monkeys but the land would be handy ?
2007-06-13 21:37:39 · 18 answers · asked by bigsexydug 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
And at least we have had issues with France in the past so have more reason to invade there than Iraq or any other new target. They are much closer so it will be cheaper.
2007-06-14 21:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by LillyB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing that you might be an American redneck and an idiot and also perhaps some inbreeding was involved in your conception.
The french were the only ones that helped America during it's war of independence. They gave the Statue of Liberty and every french person I've met has been thankful to America for WW II
As to being surrender monkeys, just remember there was a time when , all European nations combined ( Britain, Germany, Austria, Russia etc) could not challenge the might of France. Nobody remembers you when you are down but they all remember you and what you did when you were at top. Be careful
2007-06-14 04:58:06 · answer #2 · answered by SupaMonkey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am no great lover of the french or anything related to them, except maybe some of the food , That said we have had a few wars with them, but they do not drag us into conflicts around the globe like some I could mention !! neither do they see themselves as the worlds moral guardians and experts on all that is good.
2007-06-14 05:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True the land would be handy, but with global warming we're running out of ice to ski/snowboard on, so my theory is that we take the eifel tower and put it on the moon, and then cut france away, tow it to the north pole, wait for it to freeze, and then make it a new, overly priced ski resort! Sounds good to me! Snails anyone???
2007-06-14 04:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by 17*mezzo*17 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
invade it. 5 guys in camo with fake machine guns should be able to get the govt to fold.
it's the population you need to win over though. The french only like to surrender so the partisans can have a go.
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2007-06-14 04:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by jezza 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
YES tow it away near the north pole
2007-06-14 04:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rachellie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes but the french have secrets, like how they can eat all of that cheese and not be 30 pounds overweight like the average american.
2007-06-14 04:46:55 · answer #7 · answered by lola d 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No... Norway should be next. Who knows what they may be hiding in those fiords - possibly weapons of mass destruction? Nuclear fishing trawlers? Atomic codfish? We better do a pre-emptive strike, just in case!
2007-06-14 04:42:18 · answer #8 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We should use the Spire of Dublin City to poll vault over there then stick it up the rear end of the eiffel tower! For the crack like!
2007-06-14 04:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm in favor of towing it north; there we could use it as a solid basis for oil-drilling.
2007-06-14 12:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by Dear Carlos 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋